Bill's Girlfriend

You look up and see Christal Blaire, a pretty brunette who grew up one street over from you. You’d had a crush on her all through high school. You that, in the world before you rewrote the rules, she had married Steve Nelson, but in this new reality, Steve had fallen in love with a guy from college.

You you lost touch with Christal when you both went off to college in the early 2000s, but you reconnected last year. You connected in a way that you never did when you were kids. She became your best friend and lover.

The 5’6” woman with gravity-defying breasts, loose curls, bright blue eyes, and naturally full lips was dressed conservatively for a trip to the coffee shop. She’s wearing her favorite blue and silver striped bikini-cut panties, matching push-up bra, and flip-flops.

She hands you the cold black coffee with no ice that she claims to believe is proof of dementia.

She asks you, “Have you called your parents to tell them that we’re engaged? Mom and Dad can’t wait to come to my piercing ceremony next week. It was so sweet of you to get Kevin to perform my engagement piercing before you even asked me to marry you.”

Kevin is your older brother. You somehow know that he and his husband, Joe, are two of the most sought-after engagement and bridal piercers in the city.

You texting your parents that Christal had said yes to your proposal last night, and that they said that they would bring the food to the ceremony next Saturday.

She grabs your hand and motions to the nude Latina woman being led around by her black husband by her pussy. “I can’t wait until we’re out in public like that!” She takes a sip of her latte. “Maybe someday we’ll be lucky enough for you to lead another woman or two around like that! I’m hoping for at least two more sister wives.”

You almost choke on your coffee.

She grins and drops to her knees. “I hope you don’t mind,” she says, “but I forgot to eat breakfast this morning.”

You grin and nod.

She pulls out your cock and gives you the kind of blowjob that you only dreamed about before you found the rulebook.

The two of you spend the rest of the day being a happy couple. Neither of you can wait to get Christal pierced so that the whole world knows that you belong together.