Bill (Alt)

NOTE: I am doing an alternate version of Bill’s story that I posted earlier today. I believe that I may have had Bill go a bit overboard with the number of rules that he creates off the block in this version.

Feel free to make fun of my little pervert here. LOL

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Your name is Bill Parker, and you are shocked that the notebook removed the barista’s shirt.

You know that you are basically a nice guy, but you acknowledge that you are also a bit of a perv, so you jot down some of your favorite dirty little fantasies as rules.

Rule 1: All women are 100% bisexual.

Rule 2: Half of all men are happily gay, so relationships involving men and women often include one man and two or more women.

Rule 3: Instead of engagement and wedding rings, women get the hood of their clits pierced so that they can be proudly led around on a leash by their husband. The submissive man in a gay couple gets a Prince Albert that his husband can use to lead him around on a leash.

Rule 4: At weddings, it is now traditional for the groom to brand his wife or submissive husband on the right buttock with a small branding iron. The groom designs the brand and does not present it until the wedding. The brand becomes their family’s symbol.

Rule 5: People stop physically aging at age 24, and the average person’s life expectancy increases to between 190 and 200 with the Baby Boomer Generation.

Rule 6: Both partners must agree before a woman becomes pregnant.

Rule 7: Women and submissive gay men do not get hot or cold very easily, and this has caused them to go nude or wear very little clothing in public.

Rule 8: Men can consciously control their erections.

Rule 9: All sexes have high sex drives, but rape never happens.

Rule 10: Women and naturally submissive men over the age of twenty get half of their daily nutrition from the cum of men. They are healthiest when subsisting only on a man’s cum. It is the most delicious food imaginable to them. Artificial cum is cheaply available everywhere, but nothing replaces getting the cum straight from a man in their mouth, vagina, or ass. They will orgasm whenever they ingest real cum.

Rule 11: A man can choose how much he ejaculates when he cums if he wishes. He can ejaculate up to a full ounce. His cum is thick and nutritious for women and the men who are genetically predisposed to being submissive over the age of twenty. If he is fully hydrated, he may cum again within five minutes.

Rule 12: Once a woman or a submissive male is married to a man, all other cum except for artificial cum will make them physically ill unless they and their man divorce. No one questions why this is so, and it seems like the most natural thing in the world to everyone. Women enjoy sharing their husband’s cum with their sister wives, but gay men guard their dominant man’s cum jealously.

Rule 13: It is acceptable for married or engaged people to have sex in public for feeding.

Your hand cramps a bit as you lift the pencil off the page and smile, wondering what your “rules” will do to the world around you. You think that you have written too many new rules, and you worry that you have gone too far.

You feel a shift around you.

At the table next to you, where the older Boomer couple had been sitting a moment ago, a pair of good-looking men are holding hands. One of them is wearing the same blue polo shirt and khaki shorts that the older man had been wearing a moment ago. The other man is wearing crotchless silk briefs. A leash is attached to the Prince Albert on the second man. The men are holding hands like a happily married couple.

You see a heterosexual couple walk into the coffee shop. He is an average-looking black man, but she is a gorgeous Latina wearing nothing but glasses and ballet flats. He is leading her by a leash connected to her pussy. She seems extremely comfortable with the situation.

You hear a voice saying, “Here’s your coffee, sweety.” You look up to see your fiancé,…