Magic is real?

Here’s a little unknown fact for you. Some stage magicians are actually performing magic. Take me for example, I can make things disappear and reappear somewhere else. However it’s not always accurate, and I don’t know where it ends up sometimes. One time I had a side piece over for some fun. She was so fucking hot that I used magic to increase my jizz output. I came all over her face and made a massive mess.

That was also right when I heard my wife walk into our apartment. Thinking quick I grabbed the table cloth and laid it over this whore. Quickly, I lifted up the cloth and made all the cum disappear. Just like that! A sense of relief washed over me because I knew I could explain a woman in our apartment away to my wife. Unfortunately for my neighbor next door she felt anything but relief. I never found out where my cum rematerialized.